Postal Pummeler
Mailbox for the Pyro
- +100% critical hit vs burning players from behind
- Mini-crits burning players from the front
- -50% damage penalty vs non-burning players
Bootlegger
Boots for the Demoman
- +25 health on wearer
- +35% knockback resistance on wearer
- +10% faster reload speed on wearer
- Wearer never takes fall damage
Nessie’s Nine Iron
Golf Club for the Demoman
- This weapon has a large melee range and deploys and holsters slower
- On Kill: 100% critical chance for one swing
- -25 max health on wearer
Scottish Handshake
Bottle for the Demoman
- Deals crits while the wielder is sticky jumping or launched via trimping
- -20% slower firing speed
Fortified Compound
Bow for the Sniper
- Fully charged arrows pierce enemies
- Successive enemies hit with penetration take -20% less damage per enemy hit
- +40% projectile speed
- -25% slower draw speed
Raiding Aid
Shotgun for the Soldier, Pyro, Heavy, and Engineer
- Holding fire loads up to 4 shells
- Fire rate and weapon spread increase as health decreases
- 50% faster reload time
- This weapon deploys 50% faster
Twins
Pistols for the Scout
- Damage increases by 5% for each shot you hit without reloading
- +50% clip size
- +50% faster firing speed
- -20% damage penalty
- -50% slower reload time
Calling Card
Knife for the Spy
Includes the Sharp Dresser
- This weapon deploys instantly
- +100% holster penalty
- Cannot be thrown
- Leaves a pile of cards on the ground in place of a dead body
Counterfeat
Invis Watch for the Spy
- Cloak Type: Decoy
- Trigger a shower of cards on taking damage and temporarily gain speed.
- A clone of the player is spawned and runs forward.
- Clone spawns at your current health, gibs into cards on death
Barrel Blast
Stickybomb Launcher for the Demoman
- Up to 3 stickybombs are fired at once based on charge
- Random projectile deviation increases with charge
- +25% charge rate
- Stickybombs have additional damage ramp up
- Begins at 50% damage, full damage is reached 2 seconds after firing
Backpack
Utility Item for the Pyro
- Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates
- Heals at a rate of 8 HP/s at a range of 540 HU
- Build Bubble meter by healing or dealing damage
- Filled by a combined total of 750 HP healed and 1500 HP dealt
- Press RELOAD to activate Balloonibubble
- Provides a 5 second resistance bubble that blocks 60% base damage and 80% crit damage of the first damage type taken by the Pyro and teammates.
- Pyro moves at Scout speed while Balloonibubble effect is active
Handy Partner
PDA for the Engineer
- Dispenser build speed increased by 150%
- Replaces the Dispenser and Teleporters with two Mini-Dispensers and one Speed Pad
- Mini-Dispenser functions identically to Level 1 Dispenser
- Speed Pad provides 3 seconds of speed boost and dramatically increases jump height
Dynamite Pack
Bomb Grenade for the Demoman
- Explodes into 4 smaller bomblets
Coilgun
Railgun for the Engineer
- Alt-Fire: Charge for more damage
- Fully charged shots bounce off walls
- Overcharging will cause a misfire
Hair Trigger
Laser Pistol for the Scout and Engineer
Includes the C.A.P.P.E.R
- This weapon deploys 33% faster
- This weapon holsters 33% faster
- 5th successful shot in a row ignites
- -33% clip size
Canned Conserva
Lunch Box for the Heavy
- Carry up to three cans at once!
- Each can takes 10 seconds to recharge, for a total of 30 seconds.
- Eat to regain 8 health per second for 12.5 seconds.
- Heal effect stacks by eating multiple cans
- Alt-Fire: Share a can with a friend (Small Health Kit)
Sewing Machine
Minigun for the Heavy
- Minicrits targets launched airborne
- This weapon deploys 40% faster
- Gain a speed boost while firing
- Can jump while revved up
- -20% slower firing speed
Commando’s Cut-Throat
Knife for the Spy
- Silent Killer: No attack noise from backstabs
- On Kill: Gain 50% cloak
- On Miss: Hit yourself. Amateur.
- -20% slower swing speed
Brute Force Fix
Sledgehammer for the Engineer
- 50% damage resistance while hauling buildings
- +100% damage to buildings
- -20% slower swing speed
Can O’ Worms
Can Based Karate for the Sniper
- Directly hit an enemy to deal 50 damage. Splash radius causes bleed.
- Meter builds in 40s and/or 600 damage total
- Meter starts empty and empties on death
- Extinguishing teammates reduces cooldown by -50%
ConTracker
Contract weapons will unlock in Normal quality and thus not take up space in your inventory. If you’ve completed Pyroland contracts or hit achievement milestones, the weapons you unlocked will be retroactively changed to Normal quality for your convenience. Some contracts (in bold) are longer missions that unlock several weapons at once.
Contribute
- Gunboats
- Pain Train
- Homewrecker
- Crit-a-Cola
- Scotsman’s Skullcutter
- Tribalman’s Shiv
Mann-Conomy
- Special Delivery
- Tank Buster
- Gas Jockey’s Gear
- Croc-o-Style Kit
- Saharan Spy
- Gloves of Running Urgently
- Vita-Saw
Australian Christmas
- Expert’s Ordnance
- Hibernating Bear
- Medieval Medic
- Candy Cane
- Boston Basher
- Back Scratcher
- Claidheamh Mòr
- Fists of Steel
- Jag
ShogunRift
- Sun-on-a-Stick
- Fan O’War
- Concheror
- Half-Zatoichi
- Sharpened Volcano Fragment
- Conniver’s Kunai
Über
- Black Market Business
- Man of Honor
- Lawrence of Australia
- One Thousand and One Demoknights
- #1 Fan
- Airborne Armaments
- General’s Formals
- Clinical Trial
- Detonator
Manniversary
- Swashbuckler’s Swag
- Postal Pummeler
- Nessie’s Nine Iron
- Original
Manno-Technology
- Machina
- Diamondback
- Widowmaker
- Short Circuit
Dr. Grordbort’s Australian Christmas
- Victory Pack
- Moonman Pack
- Brainiac Pack
- Wrap Assassin
- Holiday Punch
- Cozy Camper
Pyromania
- Public Enemy
- Urban Professional
- Beggar’s Bazooka
- Escape Plan
- Scorch Shot
Triad
- Neon Annihilator
- Red-Tape Recorder
- Huo-Long Heater
- Flying Guillotine
Mecha
- Pirate of the Hebridean ✨
- Offsuit ✨
- Rescue Ranger
- Vaccinator
- Fortified Compound
Love & War
- Back Scatter
- Air Strike
- Tide Turner
- Classic
- B.A.S.E. Jumper
Smissmas
- Iron Bomber
- Quickiebomb Launcher
- Panic Attack
- Raiding Aid ✨
- Twins ✨
Jungle Inferno
- Dragon’s Fury
- Gas Passer
- Hot Hand
- Thermal Thruster
- Second Banana
BLU Marble ✨
- Dynamite Pack
- Coilgun
- Hair Trigger
- Canned Conserva
Desperate Dimes ✨
- Sewing Machine
- Commando’s Cut-Throat
- Brute Force Fix
- Can O’ Worms
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